Dream Tattoo : Magic Cosmos Swirl

New *&* Improved Candy Corn Cookies

Newman-O's are made with barley instead of wheat and are not "gluten free" , but they are definitely better for you than GMO laden OREOs. 

Oreos are actually so artificial they manage to be accidentally vegan. Our new dessert will still be free of dairy, no worries.

"research supports the theory that high-fat/ high-sugar foods stimulate the brain in the same way that drugs do," Neuroscientist Schroeder said in a news release. "It may explain why some people can't resist these foods despite the fact that they know they are bad for them."

Yup, deliciously bad for me.

So what we're gonna do here is take the candy corn middle out of the golden oreo biscuits and put it betwixt the more chocolately, flavorful Newman's Own biscuits. Really, it's so stupid they didn't make the candy corn ones with chocolate oreos to begin with.

The colored middles of oreos peel right off the cookie...like it's not even food.

This is time consuming craziness, but totally worth it.

eat *&* enjoy

Bloody Redo & Trippin Thru Toys

I finally got around to getting my blood redrawn. It was EZ PZ and a nice old lady accompanying her husband told me she really liked my hair. I admit it does look better blondy orange than it ever does dumpy down brown. She was hella old too, yo. Don't u jes luv sweet ol ladies?

As per yoosh my leaving the house during the week warrants a trip to Toys R Us. There's so much pony stuff.