New *&* Improved Candy Corn Cookies

Newman-O's are made with barley instead of wheat and are not "gluten free" , but they are definitely better for you than GMO laden OREOs. 

Oreos are actually so artificial they manage to be accidentally vegan. Our new dessert will still be free of dairy, no worries.

"research supports the theory that high-fat/ high-sugar foods stimulate the brain in the same way that drugs do," Neuroscientist Schroeder said in a news release. "It may explain why some people can't resist these foods despite the fact that they know they are bad for them."

Yup, deliciously bad for me.

So what we're gonna do here is take the candy corn middle out of the golden oreo biscuits and put it betwixt the more chocolately, flavorful Newman's Own biscuits. Really, it's so stupid they didn't make the candy corn ones with chocolate oreos to begin with.

The colored middles of oreos peel right off the cookie...like it's not even food.

This is time consuming craziness, but totally worth it.

eat *&* enjoy

Bloody Redo & Trippin Thru Toys

I finally got around to getting my blood redrawn. It was EZ PZ and a nice old lady accompanying her husband told me she really liked my hair. I admit it does look better blondy orange than it ever does dumpy down brown. She was hella old too, yo. Don't u jes luv sweet ol ladies?

As per yoosh my leaving the house during the week warrants a trip to Toys R Us. There's so much pony stuff.

Another Hair Fail

 me an Spa Pony at da salon

I was in a good mood, feeling physically up for the experience & also mentally present, aware, and expecting good things. I deserve to have pink and blue hair. I deserve to be happy with my appearance. Talking with the stylists was fun & it was a good experience as far as hanging out with cool peeps goes, but dis is yet another hair dye failure, yo! What gives?

I got talked out of full foiling & the result was a yellowy blond that I can't put blue over. Sure it'd be blue at first, but when it fades it'll fade to green. Yellow and blue make green, but the stylist was trying to convince me this was not so. If I'd only put purple in my blue dye, then it wouldn't be green she said. I'm supposed to go back for another treatment, but frankly I'm done with this shizz. Shulda done it at home with a friend's help.

The problem was that my stylist wasn't listening to me. She thought that she gave me the chemical burn and instead of telling me upfront that was the reason she wanted to do this other thing, she just talked me into it with a bunch of BS. I didn't react well & the staff all gathered around me. I really didn't think I was being a bitch. I clearly know more about hair color than does the woman I'm paying to do my hair, but I thought I was bein tre cool wif all it. I don't know if she did it on purpose (but I think so) ....ok, when I got upset about my hair being fuggin yellow she turned on the hair dryer full blast and as a result I was yelling about my displeasure for the whole salon to hear. It didn't even occur to me that I was yelling; I was just trying to communicate with her. I suspect this drown out the unhappy lady trick works with plenty of clients, but certainly not with me.

It was awkward trying to explain that I can't sit here any longer due to my disability. I'm pretty sure they all thought I was agitated and pissed off and couldn't deal with what they'd done. But I wasn't even that upset. Dude, every day I don't shave my head is a good one and yellow is hella bettur than brown any day, so I was more in pain than mad. I had her straighten my hair and blew that pop-stand.

I don't know man. I guess that's what I get for trustin basik bitches.

But, since I'm at the mall....

night as well shop, ryt?

I know what I need~!~CANDY*!*

 I got 7 up + cherry jelly belly to make ~Cherry 7 UP~ so yum

This store~!~overpricedd hip hop attire

 &&& dope socks

phat halloweenie watch

on to the toys

 key, i rhuly dont' get the appeal of minecraft

 sad social commentary

 [defeats purpose of toy] it's so much cuter wif out da glasses

 no bad feels Anna, I have this problem often

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Next stop the Lego store~my first time visiting tooZ (yeeps)

 cutest hulk evz

 lavender legoooos

 orange

 I made a snail & put him in da ocean. ^-*

Since it was my first time in there I asked a jolly gent behind the counter if I could have a LEGO bag as a souvenir, even tho I wasn't buying anything. He pulls out the BIGGEST BAG, oh glob LOL. He was bein funny, but I was totes happs with it. For some reason I was handed other bags as well. Err, ask and you shall receive...ad infinitum apparently.

I had to pop in Justice. While I was scopin accessories J decided to put a dozen or so slap bands on my arm.

 At the Disney store. There was a kid named Trinity in there. So that's happening now [facepalm]

 Accessories were buy one get one, but not the only thing I want. le sigh, nevur mind

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Sean nor J would accompany me to Sneakfest today, so at least I get to look at sneakers.

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JC Penny thinks the rainman look will be in this spring. Or maybe, jes maybe, JC Penny is not at all fashionable. Maybe. (haven't even seen rainman)
J needs new glasses. I dig dis stand.

oh glob, dis shurt

The silver lining of the day was getting to WALK around the mall with J. I got a smoothie and tried a few samples of tea. At TEAVANA the sample girl informed me that their store name means tea heaven. So, I said to her, "yes, it does. You're informative and good at your job." And I smiled and walked away. J was like, "you're so strange" and indeed I am.